Owed to Chuck

Lyrics by B. Hanstrum et al.

Sung to the tune of "Blue Suede Shoes"

Well it's one for the moisture
Two for the lift
Three for instability
Split storm, split
Now don't you step on my big white hat
You can do anything
But don't step on my big white hat
 
You can dress me up in a suit and tie
Talking policy till the day I die
Do anything with that management crap
But all you coneheads lay off my hat
Now don't you step on my big white hat
You can do anything
But don't step on my big white hat

Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
You can do anything
But don't step on my big white hat

 
You can miss the storm
Pick the wrong place
Send me out on a null storm chase
Overuse that index crap
But all you chasers lay off my hat
Now don't you step on my big white hat
You can do anything
But don't step on my big white hat

Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
Big big, big white hat (Chucky Chuck)
You can do anything
But don't step on my big white hat